spookygaydean:

spookyjessy:

faygobuttsex:

I AM the weather.

FEAR ME

I AM THE ONCOMING STORM.

thisbecatness:

properdead:

I needed this on my blog. The best response to anon hate I have ever read.

REMEMBER WHEN

nerdfighter13812:

ohanameansfandom:

Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of their religious views as a Christian I just want to hit them over the head repeatedly with a Bible whilst yelling

ADULTERY ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

LYING ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

DIVORCE ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

DISRESPECTING YOUR PARENTS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

WORKING ON THE SABBATH ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

WORSHIPPING OTHER GODS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

THE LAW DOES NOT FOLLOW THE BIBLE!!!!!

I’m a Christian and I approve this message.

So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol turns green, “explodes” and then disappears.

theshelbylife:

incestuous-lesbianponies:

laurarw:

I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG

HOLY SHIT

When you were younger and a friend came round

sodamnrelatable:

The awkward first half hour of politeness:

The next couple of hours:

When their parents came to collect them:

“HIDE! HIDE! THEY CAN’T TAKE YOU IF THEY CAN’T FIND YOU! IN MY ROOM! THEY WILL NEVER FIND YOU THERE! HIDE NIGGA HIDE! THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH!”

 

matthulksmash:

pizza-party:

Slaughterhouse Starlets by Keith P. Rein. 

malformalady:

Tree struck by lightning caused the bark to explode, effectively stripping the tree

bean-alchemist:

swexan:

libraryshalalala:

50shadesofbellamy:

I’d just like to point out that 50 Shades of Grey was Twilight fanfic and Twilight was inspired by Muse so when you think about it, it’s kinda because of Muse that 50 Shades was written in the first place oh

And Muse came from England which traces its roots back to the Anglo-Saxons and Romans, so really, in the end, Julius Caesar wrote 50 Shades of Grey.

someone should totally just stab caesar

wait

what

reblog if you recognize the lyrics to this inspirational song:

ninalacognata:

ijustwanttohugdavidtennant:

dundundundun
dundundundun
dundundundun
dundundundun, de-

dundundundun
dundundundun
dundundundunDOOOOOWEEEEOOOOOOOOO
WEEEOOOOO-OOOOOOOOO

DOOO-DOO-DOOO-DOO
DOOOOOOOO-DE-DOOOOOOOO 

IT’S THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE!!

sherlocked-the-tardis:

vicecube:

generatinghotnfreshwebcontent:

aloejuice:

what does everyone call their grandparents, i call mine meme and papa

nana and papa

“hey” and “no i’m not hungry”

oma and opa

brandisbigbootybitches:

im gonna make a movie that’s titled “WILL SOMETHING SCARY HAPPEN?” and it will feature an hour and a half of someone walking around their house in the dark doing various things that COULD be the prelude to something scary but nothing actually scary will happen until after the credits when spooky scary skeletons will play

levicastiel:

the-nerdinator:

Valid reasons to hate Danneel Ackles:

• She bullied you all through high school
• She punched your disabled grandmother
• She urged your troubled brother to get into drugs
• She murdered your parents
• She crashed your wedding to admit she’s been having an affair with your fiancé

Invalid reasons to hate Danneel Ackles:

• She’s married to Jensen Ackles.

(This list also works if you substitute Danneel for Genevieve, or Vicki.)

Idk I’d probably still love her 

cameronclarke:

jessikarp:

cryptaniac:

bananneli:

I wish that there was a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m having a bad mental health day and need you to pay attention to me,” without alienating everyone.

or: “I’m having a bad mental health day and need to be on my own for a while so please don’t be mad if I cancel our plans on short notice.”

We basically need mental health safe words.

Yeah!